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SITE INFOMATION

Most of the content of this site was written in 1996, when the page was created. This was before the days of Politically Correct Madness which has spread across the UK. Please appricate that I'm not the sexest Pig that this site will demonstrate I am, however I may have been in 1996!

SERIOUS WARNING

It is not my intention to offend or upset anybody, please take this web page as it is meant to be taken as something funny. Please pass the URL on. The contents of my page are not the responsibility of the ISP who host my site, and there is a plain and clear warning regarding age. I don't want to put a Age Verification system on my page, as many people will Miss Out. I have put various methods of communication on here, and if mis-used will be removed.

DISCLAIMER

The person hosting this site, the writer of the site or any other partys are not responable for harm or injury casued to any person or persons viewing this page. There is a age warning and it assumed that people do compy with this and that people over the 18 will look at stuff on the internet without getting warped minds.

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Useless Facts
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.(yes, they are on one side of the monument)

Almonds are members of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a Ladies' Room during a dance.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.(found the owl, not the spider)

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

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PAGE HISTORY INFORMATION

This page was Created: 28th March 1996

This page was Totally re-written: 30th August 1998 Number of people to Visit before re-write: 50000+. The page has been re-written 9th January 2009 (last update 16th Feb 2009).

(The last update before that was 12th October 1999)

This page was Created & is Maintained by: Justin Brett

This page is (C)1996, (C)1997, (C)1998, (C)1999, (C)2000, (C)2001, (C)2002, (C)2003, (C)2004, (C)2005, (C)2006, (C)2007, (C)2008 & (C)2009- Justin Brett

THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO: The People in my life who help make it complete, either by email, on the phone or By SMS (on my phone). Each one of my friends is so special and I am lucky to have them...

Thanks.