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SITE INFOMATION Most of the content of this site was written in 1996, when the page was created. This was before the days of Politically Correct Madness which has spread across the UK. Please appricate that I'm not the sexest Pig that this site will demonstrate I am, however I may have been in 1996! SERIOUS WARNING It is not my intention to offend or upset anybody, please take this web page as it is meant to be taken as something funny. Please pass the URL on. The contents of my page are not the responsibility of the ISP who host my site, and there is a plain and clear warning regarding age. I don't want to put a Age Verification system on my page, as many people will Miss Out. I have put various methods of communication on here, and if mis-used will be removed. DISCLAIMER The person hosting this site, the writer of the site or any other partys are not responable for harm or injury casued to any person or persons viewing this page. There is a age warning and it assumed that people do compy with this and that people over the 18 will look at stuff on the internet without getting warped minds.
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Romantic Chat up lines
Can I have my heart back now please..
Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you! If I were yours, and you were mine, I wouldn't be asking you for your name. Could I take your picture, So that I can look at the girl of my dreams more than once, Or will you go out with me tonight? If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight? You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself. What time do you have to be back in heaven? I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone! I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel. Excuse me, but I can't stop to notice, how much you have been noticing me noticing you! Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? My heart! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. Quick call 999 (or 911 for the USA), you just stole my heart! Point to the Sky and say Excuse me, but heaven is that way! Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for. If you walk away now, I'll die with a broken heart. You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan Hi, I would just like you to know how great it is to meet a potential Miss World! - Thanks to A R Brown for this! I don't love you, but I could! - Thanks to Brad and his Brother in the US for this! Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Excuse me, I have spent all evening looking for a sexy girl, could I have your phone number so I can call her? - Thanks to A R Brown for this one! If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for fear of losing you. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you. Your dad must have been a king for a day, to have a princess like you! Give a rose to someone and say I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are. - Thanks to Seelos in USA for this Can beaUty be spelt without U in in? God, are you a dead ringer for a Greek God or what? - Dedicated to Bryan, from Amanda If I follow you home, will you keep me? If water were beauty you'd be an ocean. God must have cried when you left heaven! - Thanks to Jason from Canada for this one! Is that your perfume or the smell of passion? - Thanks to A R Brown for this one! Do you have a quarter? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell her I have found the woman of my dreams! You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Hey baby you're so hot I had to turn off my smoke Detector. You know what they say about beauty...it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe! Do you have a map? I could get lost in your eyes! You are so beautiful, hand in hand we could walk into a sunset, people would stop and say "What a lovely couple they are", and it would all be because of YOU. Do you know me? No! I would like to change that! When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars. If a Kiss was a drop of snow, I would send you a whole snow storm. Do you have a twin sister? Do they call her Barbie? Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? Its women like you who stop me from becomming a monk! You're so beautiful that I want to plant you and grow a whole crop of women just like you. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Excuse me but do you have a life jacket? Why? Because I'm drowning in your eyes!!! - Thanks to Mark & Tanya from the UK Are we dead? WHY? Because I thought angesls only lived in heaven. Thanks to Monett for this one! I'm not going to kiss you, otherwise I will get tooth decay, you are much too sweet! If I was to die tonight, I would die happy, becasue I have met someone as beautiful as you! You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you. I found this rose and figured it had to belong to someone as beautiful as you. God your not just beautiful, but your cleaver as well... Hey, you have eyes, I have eyes, we have a lot in common! Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? Well then how about a date? Have you entered a beauty contest and they have said, 'Sorry no proffessionals'? You know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming. Are you Greek? No, why? I thought all goddesses were Greek. I forgot your name, can I just call you mine? I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women. I bet you're tired of hearing pickup lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty! Somebody pinch me. I must still be sleeping, because you are the woman of my dreams! Whatever you do, don't ever cut that silky hair of yours! Now I understand why the sky has been grey all day! Why? Because all the blue is in your eyes! - Thanks to Janne from Denmark My name is Jeffrey, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. If you left now, you'd just being running away with my heart. - Dedicated to Bryan, from Amanda I would like to rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together. You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend. I don't love you, but I could! - Thanks to Brad and his Brother in the US for this! I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? Will you be my teddy bear tonight, i left mine at home - Thanks to J Simpson from Warwich, UK If I could be one thing in the world, I'd be a tear born in your eye, living on your cheek and dying on your lips. I didn't belive in angels until I meet you! What can I do to make you mine? I didn't know angels flew so low. I don't love you, but I could! - Thanks to Brad and his Brother in the US for this! Somebody call the cops 'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good. You look a lot like my third wife..... of course, I've only been married twice! I found this rose and figured it had to belone to someone as beautiful as you. You're what God was thinking of when He said, "Let there be woman". Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word 'beautiful'. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. I think that you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... On a Wednesday! So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! You are the reason men fall in love. Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. Save me, I'm drowning in a sea of love! (Give eleven roses) When you hold them, it makes the dozen.
VERY ROMANTIC? Real romantics are telling people what you think of them in a diffrent lanugage, these lines sound nicer than they really are! FRENCH Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Would you like to go to bed with me tonight? Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter. I would love to, but I have nothing to wear. Je t'aime! I love you. ITALIAN Tu Voi Fa Buona Cabe? Do you give good head? Tu Voi Fa Punetti Ame Bocca? Will you wank me off with your lips? Io Woi Compra tu a beua o porta Scopa? Can I buy you a drink or shall we just fuck?
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PAGE HISTORY INFORMATION
This page was Totally re-written: 30th August 1998 Number of people to Visit before re-write: 50000+. The page has been re-written 9th January 2009 (last update 16th Feb 2009).
(The last update before that was 12th October 1999)
This page was Created & is Maintained by: Justin Brett
This page is (C)1996, (C)1997, (C)1998, (C)1999, (C)2000, (C)2001, (C)2002, (C)2003, (C)2004, (C)2005, (C)2006, (C)2007, (C)2008 & (C)2009- Justin Brett
THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO: The People in my life who help make it complete, either by email, on the phone or By SMS (on my phone). Each one of my friends is so special and I am lucky to have them...
Thanks.