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SITE INFOMATION Most of the content of this site was written in 1996, when the page was created. This was before the days of Politically Correct Madness which has spread across the UK. Please appricate that I'm not the sexest Pig that this site will demonstrate I am, however I may have been in 1996! SERIOUS WARNING It is not my intention to offend or upset anybody, please take this web page as it is meant to be taken as something funny. Please pass the URL on. The contents of my page are not the responsibility of the ISP who host my site, and there is a plain and clear warning regarding age. I don't want to put a Age Verification system on my page, as many people will Miss Out. I have put various methods of communication on here, and if mis-used will be removed. DISCLAIMER The person hosting this site, the writer of the site or any other partys are not responable for harm or injury casued to any person or persons viewing this page. There is a age warning and it assumed that people do compy with this and that people over the 18 will look at stuff on the internet without getting warped minds.
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One Liner Jokes
Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard? He said he'd wash up on shore!
What's the difference between a pitbull and a woman with PMS? Pitbulls don't wear lipstick!
What's the Kennedy's flying motto? Your luggage will arrive before you do!
What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard? The runway.
What will it take to bring the first family back together? One more bullet.
Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard? He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.? Three funerals and a wedding.
Why are they having trouble finding JFK Jr's plane? Because his flight actions constitute wreckless behavior.
What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard after JFK Jr's plane went down? Three below.
What was JFK Jr's favourite movie? Splash.
What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash? Ocean Spray.
How did JFK Jr learn how to fly? Crash course.
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PAGE HISTORY INFORMATION
This page was Totally re-written: 30th August 1998 Number of people to Visit before re-write: 50000+. The page has been re-written 9th January 2009 (last update 16th Feb 2009).
(The last update before that was 12th October 1999)
This page was Created & is Maintained by: Justin Brett
This page is (C)1996, (C)1997, (C)1998, (C)1999, (C)2000, (C)2001, (C)2002, (C)2003, (C)2004, (C)2005, (C)2006, (C)2007, (C)2008 & (C)2009- Justin Brett
THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO: The People in my life who help make it complete, either by email, on the phone or By SMS (on my phone). Each one of my friends is so special and I am lucky to have them...
Thanks.