If i flip a coin and it lands heads, i call you, if it lands tails, you call me!

Hi, I have been watching you dance over there for a while now, and to be honest, your terrible, let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it.

I love you, what your name?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

It's 50 % chance that we have sex tonight. What! I want to, do you?

Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!

Why you have the whitest teeth I have ever cum across.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you are single and have a weak heart!

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

Hi, I'm hard are you wet?

I bet you look great naked.

Do you know what a man with a 12 inch dick has for breakfast? No! Well I have Bacon and Eggs!

I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?

What time do you get off and how?

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized!

Fuck me if i'm wrong, but are you Elvis?

Are you religious? Good, well I am the answer to your prayers.

I have a two-minute recovery time.

What is a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

I am conducting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples.

Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you.

What's the main export of brazil ? Coffee? Yeah OK, my place or yours?

How are you getting home? Well bend over and I'll drive you home!

Were they expensive? What? Those diamonds for eyes!

They call me summer, I'm a long time cumming, but when I cum I'm HOT.

I'll eat you into a coma, ..... And than I'll Fuck you out of it

Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.

Who stole them for you)? What? The stars in your eyes.

Hey baby, wanna see my elephant

Do you want to dance? Yes! Good, go on then, so I can talk to your pretty friend!

Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven!

Can I have my heart back now please?

Now, you have tried the, rest, time for Simply the Best.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my own garden forever.

I don't want to know your name, just fuck me!

Can I buy you your last drink? Why is it going to be my last drink? Cause after that, I am taking you home.

Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life!

Excuse me Didn't I meet you at the party my friends threw for me when I won the lottery?

I am conducting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples.

Hey baby, want to go check out the shocks in my new BMW?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.

Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.

Do you want to be naked?

Do you cum here often or do you wait until you get home?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent. By the way, you have my consent.

You know the woman I'd forgot about for you was also a blonde.

I'm not above begging!

Aren't you my blind date for tonight?

Is your last name Gillette, because your best a man can get!

I'm gay, straighten me out!

My room mates a sound sleeper!

Excuse me but.... I bet my girlfiend that I could pick up the best looking women here... Wanna help me win?

I scored on the last five nights, keep the streak alive.

I won't be happy until every woman I meet has had a orgasm.

You have a Pipewrench body..when I look at it my NUTS tighten. - Thanks to Phil in Canada.

My parents aren't home!

DO YOU HAVE A MAN? YES. WELL WOULD YOU LIKE A BETTER ONE. You must be a library book 'cause I've been checking you out!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you swallow ten inches?

It's not true, but, I'm going to say "I love you" anyway. - Thanks to Craig from Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, just one more sin?

How about you and me have a party - and invite your pants down.

I'm a fertility god in some underdeveloped nations.

I'm sorry, I think I have dropped my Victoria Cross under your chair. - Thanks to Andrew from Nottingham (UK)

I wrote the Karma Sutra

I have the F the C and the K, now all I need is U, shall we?

My love guns loaded, and your in my sights.

As she's leaving. Hey aren't you forgetting something? What? Me!

Would you be interested in a sexual experience which will blow your mind?

I would crawl three miles on broken glass in the freezing rain, just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes your panties away.

You'd look really attractive with my dick in your mouth.

Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!

Didn't I do your sister?

Can I check to see if you're a natural blonde?

I know someone who handed out cards which said "Smile if you want to sleep with me", and watch the girls try and hold back the grin!

Would you like to dance with me, or shall I "Go fuck myself" again?

Hey baby, how about a Pizza and a Fuck? ... What's up? Don't you like pizza?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Hi My name is Justin, how do you like me so far?

You're not wearing a bra - are you?

Hey...pssst....Wanna score some penis?

Excuse me, are you wearing Star Wars underware, cause your ass is out of this world!

Excuse me, that's a smashing dress your wearing, it would look great on my bed room floor.

Hey baby, want to wrestle?

Cold outside isn't it? (staring at her breasts)

I need your help. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Do you shave?

Wanna see my pipe organ?

Hi, what does a guy like me have to do, to get a phone number like yours?

I've created tidal waves in my water bed before.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Are those things real?

My dick is on fire, would you blow it out?

Tell me you love me!

Those would make great pillows!

I really would like to buy you a drink, but I don't want to be wasting my money, if I am not going to have sex with you tonight! - If she says she wants a drink, you have picked her up!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW.

Hey baby can I borrow a quarter? I told my mom I would call her when I fell in love.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Stand still so I can pick you up.

I bet you £10 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

Let's go back to my place and get something straightened out.

If I gave you my phone number would you keep it or throw it away?

I seem to have forgotten my phone number, can I have yours.

I'll try anything once!

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

My girlfriend and I would like to experiment and we both like you.

If I wear your glasses, can I see you home?

Hi, I would like to know what sort of woman would come out dressed like that!

How much did you say your name was?

You look like a hooker I knew, she was called Samantha!

I was sitting here holding a cigarette and realised I'd rather be holding you!

Are you married, or happy?

I don't want to be alone when I go to bed tonight, but I do when I wake up!

Hello love, do you spit or swallow? Or are you classy and gargle?

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book, So what's one more?

Are you ready to go home yet?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Do you believe in love at first sight? ... Or do I have to walk by again?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.

Your parents must be bakers, because they sure put out a great set of buns!

Are those moon pants you have on? [No, why?] Because your ass is out of this world.

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

I'd like to tickle your belly button, from the inside...- Thanks to Carl for that one!

Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

Sorry, I only left home two days ago, and, I don't know how to make the bed. I suppose we will just have to use the sofa. - Thanks to Craig from Newcastle-upon-Tyne, UK.

Go get your coat love, you have picked up!

I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

My friends call me Orange, Wanna squeeze me?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Can I see your tan lines?

I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting... Let's meet sometime...

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or shall I apologise?

Excuse me, love, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

In A Fast food joint.... Did you know that a Big Mac, isn't as filling as my Wooper!

I'm sorry were you talking to me? No! Well then, please start!

In this light you're hair looks like silk.

Walk up to the girls back, and start fiddling with her label in her clothes. she will turn round and say "Hay what you doing?" and you reply, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven!" - Thanks Elle from Canada for that one.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

My face is leaving in 10 minutes... Be on it!

Why are you going when you could be coming?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

See this packet of condoms, they go out of date tommorow, wouldn't it be ashame to but them to waste!

Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?

How about a math lesson baby; we could add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

The word of the day is "legs". Lets go back to my place and spread the word!

I heard your legs are like creamy peanut-butter - easy to spread.

Yo. You'll do.

Let me clear a place off for you to sit (brush off your face).

I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good!

You look unfresh. Would you like to use my natural tampon?

Hey babe, Wanna get lucky?

Do you have a Kleenex? I made a mess in my pants thinking about you.

You got nice breasts, but what colour are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman!

Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche. - Thanks to Gary for this one!

I heard milk was good for your body, but damn you must drink gallons of the stuff!

I don't own a sailboat, but I do like to be blown ashore.

Gesture with your finger for her to "come here"... When she get to you, ask " Do you always come when someone fingers you?"

How do you like your eggs in a morning?

It is nice to meet you. I wonder what you'll make me for breakfast?

I'll bet you a quarter I can kiss you deeply on the mouth without touching your lips. Passionately kiss, then pay the quarter for losing the bet. It'll probably be worth it to follow up with, I'll bet a dollar I can love you all night long...

Well, I am a qualified cook, so when I make you your breakfast, you will enjoy it!

Be unique and different, say yes.

You look confused. Can I drink you a buy ? Think about it....

Go up to Someone's drink, put your hand it, and take the ice out of it. Then you say "Now we have broken the ice.........." - Thanks to my brother James for that one!

I don't bite, unless you ask me to.

Hi. My mother said to come ask you if you'd come home with me.

Let's go back to my place, and do the things which I will say I have done anyway!

If I told you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

That dress looks great on you, but I would look better!

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor! - I like this one!

What nice legs you have, I wouldn't mind wearing them as a belt!

Hey baby, I know you want me. You just don't know it yet.

Pardon me, but I am writing a phone Book - can I have your number? - My favourite!

I'm not wearing a bra, how about you?

"Fancy Casual Sex?" If they say No, ask "Do you mind if I have it anyway!" - Thanks to my Brother James for that!

Hey, do you want to play army. I'll lie on my back and you blow me away.

Do you believe in one-night-stands?

You're prettier that a $50 hooker.

With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear!

If I gave you a negligee for my birthday. would there be anything in it for me?

You don't sweat much for a fat girl do you!

Pardon me, but I was about to go home and masturbate, and was wondering if you would mind if I fantasised about you?

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock.

Hold out 2 fingers and say "why don't women masturbate with these two finger?" When they say "I don't know", you say "because there mine sweetheart".

You're ugly, but you still interest me!

Yeah, I'd love to screw your brains out, but I think someone beat me to it. - Thanks to Charlotte from Down Under....

Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to fuck me don't you!

Did you know that your body is over 90% water, and I'm really thirsty.

You Look So innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

Can I buy you a drink? NO. Well I suppose A Blow Job is out of the question then!

Hi, my name is chance, do I have one!

I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mum knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back!

Your Place or Mine?

Do you want me to give you a quarter, so you can call your folks and tell them you won't be home.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I?

They say if you can make a girl laugh, your half way to there knickers.... How am I doing so far?

Wave your finger at a girl to get her to come over. When she comes say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.

You smell, want to take a shower together?

Chicks love me, I wear coloured underwear.